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Cats Rule the World - Really !

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I was looking at my fat cat and realised something ..

Cats rule the world. :

  • feed the cat
  • baith the cat
  • clean after the cat
  • open the door for the cat
  • take the cat to the doctor
  • do not leave the cat alone at home when you go away for a weekend
  • schedule your vacations only if you can take the cat with you
  • buy stuff for the cat

I mean WTF man ! What do we get in return ?

  • the cat scratches you
  • the cat stinks up the room when she poops
  • the cat breaks a lot of things when she plays
  • the cat leaves huge amounts of hair everywhere she goes
  • the cat ignores you when you call her
  • the cat steals food from the table when you are not looking
  • the cat gets all fat and lazy after a few years

All of this for about 10-20 minutes a day when the cat is all cute and lovable making your life happy . We can clearly say that we do not own the cat  , the cat Owns us

And a strange bit of information , when you buy a toy for the cat , after a few days you will discover that YOU are playing more with it than the cat !  Cats are not interested in toys , they just want to control your life

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