Cats rule the world. :

• feed the cat
• baith the cat
• clean after the cat
• open the door for the cat
• take the cat to the doctor
• do not leave the cat alone at home when you go away for a weekend
• schedule your vacations only if you can take the cat with you
• buy stuff for the cat

I mean WTF man ! What do we get in return ?

• the cat scratches you
• the cat stinks up the room when she poops
• the cat breaks a lot of things when she plays
• the cat leaves huge amounts of hair everywhere she goes
• the cat ignores you when you call her
• the cat steals food from the table when you are not looking
• the cat gets all fat and lazy after a few years

All of this for about 10-20 minutes a day when the cat is all cute and lovable making your life happy . We can clearly say that we do not own the cat  , the cat Owns us

And a strange bit of information , when you buy a toy for the cat , after a few days you will discover that YOU are playing more with it than the cat !  Cats are not interested in toys , they just want to control your life