Well how about this piece of human awesomeness A new game for kids, a true game that will teach and protect your kids. No more violent Video Games you idiot! Throw puppies, play leap frog, shoot the water cannon, crash the birthday party and WEEEE ! The new Counter Strike will have multiple mods, the LEGO and CS Extreme version (rated M for Manly)
The CS Extreme mod will be the most violent game ever built and guaranteed to f*ck your child’s brain up to 100%
Take that you dumb video game producers and open your eyes. Our children learn violence from games like this!
All you emo guys in the emo world take a look , how to be emo in a few easy steps .
Are you an emo wannabe ? You want to be different ? take a look at this clip from nigahiga on youtube.
Yes , i know you are full of emotions , very sensitive and not sure of your sexuality but let me tell you something . We don’t care !
There are millions of forums and blogs out there based on the emo current , we are all very bored of this . Lets get back to Rock & Roll , smoking and sex with strage people that we will not see ever again !
I am sensitive too .. when i had a few beers and some wine but the go through be like water under a bridge
Anyway , i love this clip , very funny for a gloomy afternoon
You want crazy ? I’ll give you crazy , take a bite of MadWorld . The Wii game that will change your children forever . I love the Sin City feeling , the blood animation and the game mechanics .
This is a trailer for me , straight to the point , you instantly know what is this game about . So :
If you and your family want therapy in your future play this game
If you want to have more fun than killing a pig play this game
If you want to see how your friends look on the inside , play this game
If you like dark places and rusty knives this game is for you
Only one downside , this game will be available in the first quarter of 2009 so sharpen your tools boys and girls , and until MadWorld is launched you can practice on your granny
In our days there is a trend .
All big companies try to make cheap laptops for children. Only there is one issue , children do not buy the laptops , they do not reach the kids . They reach all the tech freaks that are hungry for the latest gadgets
Anyway , back to our story .
Think of this , the 1 Laptop Per Child project somehow having success , and all our kids being able to buy cheap laptops so they can learn
Imagine those 2-3 billion laptops that in 3-4 years will get thrown away . Where do 2-3 billion laptops go ?
The Laptop Per Child project was created by the devil to speed up the destruction of Earth . (just kidding)
I am ok with this project, everyone should have the chance to learn , everyone should have an equal chance in life , but we need to think of ways to recycle these laptops . Millions of EeePC laptops and HP-Mini laptops , where do they all go ?
I will think of that later , after i will buy my own EeePC 900 . The recycling can wait
No really , we need to think of our future , we need to find ways to recycle all this tech stuff , so we can keep buying the gadgets we all love
Hey i know , why go to school when you have this ? why bother learning years and years of math when you can solve all the world’s riddles with a simple drawing … The man who invented this must be a genious , but he forgot to tell us one thing .. This trick only works only for a carefully selected group of numbers . Do not be fooled by the magic of being lazy , nothing in this life comes this easy
Probably when sitting on a beach , drinking sea water , a man thought of this procedure . Who says sea water is bad for the brain , look at this magic way to solve all the math problems that can get between you and the CEO job at Yahoo )
I bet you can even teach this method to the radioactive bald chimp raised by the US Army for sexual research !
When i saw this i almost crapped my pants ! What where they thinking ?
How can a kid eat that chocolate egg after that commercial ? You see this monstrosity on TV smiling and before you know it you’re on therapy .
And look he is smiling that freaky egg shaped – bald – mutant – chocolate eating monster
You sit and wonder, how did the people in the 80s get up in the morning .. Was this creature necesary to show kids that Kinder Surprise is good to eat ? Couldn’t they just hire other kids to show of the chocolate and the surprise toy inside ?
Here is a great video of a kid walking in on his parents having sex . That would disturb any sane mind under 16 (i am guessing his age) but no , he was very curious . Daddy was helping Miss Suzy – the menopausal teenage catholic woman with her homework ! Now isn’t that a mouth full
And why should we consider this wrong ? It is a perfectly normal and natural thing between two old guys . Yes it is a bit nasty and slimy but NORMAL .
Watch and be amazed , this kid did not want to leave the room ! Dude – get a girl and do some of that you lame ass, leave your parents alone !
Well there is one cartoon character in this world that can take a beating and be funny at the same time
His name is Homer Simpson, the head of the Simpsons family and boy can he get hurt.
Here is a short clip with his worst injuries and if you take into consideration that he IS the [...]
Well how about this piece of human awesomeness A new game for kids, a true game that will teach and protect your kids. No more violent Video Games you idiot!Throw puppies, play leap frog, shoot the water cannon, crash the birthday party and WEEEE !The new Counter Strike will have multiple mods, the LEGO and [...]
We humans are a social kind of animal. We like being near other people, talk and laugh and yes share with our friends. We like to share everything, from a beer to a woman, and believe me they enjoy being shared.
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Did you realize that Albert Einstein was a really smart bloke ? Do you even know who this guy was ? No matter , we will quote him anyway .
On the serious side , if you read the following quotes you will realize how we as a race are , how dumb can we be [...]
The nerds rule the world , they are all over the place
I am a nerd , you are a nerd and anyone that uses the internet more than 2 hours a day is a nerd !
5 ways to become an ultra nerd
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Are you tired to be abused ? Everyone is treating you like scum ? BE A NINJA !
You must do loud sounds when you do stuff , this way your enemies will know you are a tough nut to crack
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