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Mad TV’s Dot series

admin — Fri, 12 Sep 2008 10:04:13 +0000

This was a great show, i always enjoy watching it
This is a model for parents and children

Dot on Oprah

Dot Reunited With Karen

Dot on Pamela

Dot’s Incredible Hulk

Dot and Homeschooling

Dot Spelling Bee

Dot The Good News Forum

Dot and the Dryer

Dot at the Retirement Home

Dot and ADD

Counter-Strike for Kids – Buy Now!

admin — Wed, 20 Aug 2008 15:19:43 +0000

Well how about this piece of human awesomeness
A new game for kids, a true game that will teach and protect your kids. No more violent Video Games you idiot!
Throw puppies, play leap frog, shoot the water cannon, crash the birthday party and WEEEE !
The new Counter Strike will have multiple mods, the LEGO and CS Extreme version (rated M for Manly)

The CS Extreme mod will be the most violent game ever built and guaranteed to f*ck your child’s brain up to 100%

Take that you dumb video game producers and open your eyes. Our children learn violence from games like this!

It will freak out your kid for sure

How to be EMO – the easy way

admin — Thu, 10 Jul 2008 09:30:30 +0000

Found this video and thought it would be usefull

All you emo guys in the emo world take a look , how to be emo in a few easy steps .

Are you an emo wannabe ? You want to be different ? take a look at this clip from nigahiga on youtube.

Yes , i know you are full of emotions , very sensitive and not sure of your sexuality but let me tell you something . We don’t care !

There are millions of forums and blogs out there based on the emo current , we are all very bored of this . Lets get back to Rock & Roll , smoking and sex with strage people that we will not see ever again !

I am sensitive too .. when i had a few beers and some wine but the go through be like water under a bridge

Anyway , i love this clip , very funny for a gloomy afternoon

Wii MadWorld Trailer – wow

admin — Fri, 16 May 2008 10:10:29 +0000

You want crazy ?
I’ll give you crazy , take a bite of MadWorld . The Wii game that will change your children forever . I love the Sin City feeling , the blood animation and the game mechanics .

This is a trailer for me , straight to the point , you instantly know what is this game about .
So :

If you and your family want therapy in your future play this game
If you want to have more fun than killing a pig play this game
If you want to see how your friends look on the inside , play this game
If you like dark places and rusty knives this game is for you

Only one downside , this game will be available in the first quarter of 2009 so sharpen your tools boys and girls , and until MadWorld is launched you can practice on your granny

Do you realize what “1 laptop per child” means ?

admin — Fri, 16 May 2008 05:42:01 +0000

In our days there is a trend .
All big companies try to make cheap laptops for children. Only there is one issue , children do not buy the laptops , they do not reach the kids . They reach all the tech freaks that are hungry for the latest gadgets

Anyway , back to our story .
Think of this , the 1 Laptop Per Child project somehow having success , and all our kids being able to buy cheap laptops so they can learn
Imagine those 2-3 billion laptops that in 3-4 years will get thrown away . Where do 2-3 billion laptops go ?
The Laptop Per Child project was created by the devil to speed up the destruction of Earth . (just kidding)

I am ok with this project, everyone should have the chance to learn , everyone should have an equal chance in life , but we need to think of ways to recycle these laptops . Millions of EeePC laptops and HP-Mini laptops , where do they all go ?

I will think of that later , after i will buy my own EeePC 900 . The recycling can wait

No really , we need to think of our future , we need to find ways to recycle all this tech stuff , so we can keep buying the gadgets we all love

A new way to solve Math problems

admin — Thu, 08 May 2008 09:31:51 +0000

Hey i know , why go to school when you have this ? why bother learning years and years of math when you can solve all the world’s riddles with a simple drawing … The man who invented this must be a genious , but he forgot to tell us one thing .. This trick only works only for a carefully selected group of numbers . Do not be fooled by the magic of being lazy , nothing in this life comes this easy

Probably when sitting on a beach , drinking sea water , a man thought of this procedure . Who says sea water is bad for the brain , look at this magic way to solve all the math problems that can get between you and the CEO job at Yahoo )

I bet you can even teach this method to the radioactive bald chimp raised by the US Army for sexual research !

Holy Mother of GOD – Kinder Surprise – Horrific

admin — Wed, 07 May 2008 17:01:47 +0000

When i saw this i almost crapped my pants ! What where they thinking ?

How can a kid eat that chocolate egg after that commercial ? You see this monstrosity on TV smiling and before you know it you’re on therapy .

And look he is smiling that freaky egg shaped – bald – mutant – chocolate eating monster

You sit and wonder, how did the people in the 80s get up in the morning .. Was this creature necesary to show kids that Kinder Surprise is good to eat ? Couldn’t they just hire other kids to show of the chocolate and the surprise toy inside ?

Man this one is a keeper

Hey mom and dad – What’s UP !

admin — Wed, 07 May 2008 16:38:54 +0000

Here is a great video of a kid walking in on his parents having sex . That would disturb any sane mind under 16 (i am guessing his age) but no , he was very curious . Daddy was helping Miss Suzy – the menopausal teenage catholic woman with her homework ! Now isn’t that a mouth full

And why should we consider this wrong ? It is a perfectly normal and natural thing between two old guys . Yes it is a bit nasty and slimy but NORMAL .

Watch and be amazed , this kid did not want to leave the room ! Dude – get a girl and do some of that you lame ass, leave your parents alone !