Did you realize that Albert Einstein was a really smart bloke ? Do you even know who this guy was ? No matter , we will quote him anyway .

On the serious side , if you read the following quotes you will realize how we as a race are , how dumb can we be , and how could an genius old man read us as we are in the present day. Just read and think , leave the potato chips aside and think for crying out loud , we have the power to change our destiny

These quotes are sad - comic - and painfully true , you may laugh but you may cry also ..

# “I know not with what weapons World War III will be fought, but World War IV will be fought with sticks and stones.”
# “In order to form an immaculate member of a flock of sheep one must, above all, be a sheep.”
# “The fear of death is the most unjustified of all fears, for there’s no risk of accident for someone who’s dead.”
# “Too many of us look upon Americans as dollar chasers. This is a cruel libel, even if it is reiterated thoughtlessly by the Americans themselves.”
# “Heroism on command, senseless violence, and all the loathsome nonsense that goes by the name of patriotism — how passionately I hate them!”
# “No, this trick won’t work…How on earth are you ever going to explain in terms of chemistry and physics so important a biological phenomenon as first love?”
# “My religion consists of a humble admiration of the illimitable superior spirit who reveals himself in the slight details we are able to perceive with our frail and feeble mind.”
# “Yes, we have to divide up our time like that, between our politics and our equations. But to me our equations are far more important, for politics are only a matter of present concern. A mathematical equation stands forever.”
# “The release of atom power has changed everything except our way of thinking…the solution to this problem lies in the heart of mankind. If only I had known, I should have become a watchmaker.”
# “Great spirits have always found violent opposition from mediocrities. The latter cannot understand it when a man does not thoughtlessly submit to hereditary prejudices but honestly and courageously uses his intelligence.”
# “The most beautiful thing we can experience is the mysterious. It is the source of all true art and all science. He to whom this emotion is a stranger, who can no longer pause to wonder and stand rapt in awe, is as good as dead: his eyes are closed.”
# “A man’s ethical behaviour should be based effectually on sympathy, education, and social ties; no religious basis is necessary. Man would in deeded be in a poor way if he had to be restrained by fear of punishment and hope of reward after death.”
# “The further the spiritual evolution of mankind advances, the more certain it seems to me that the path to genuine religiosity does not lie through the fear of life, and the fear of death, and blind faith, but through striving after rational knowledge.”
# “Now he has departed from this strange world a little ahead of me. That means nothing. People like us, who believe in physics, know that the distinction between past, present, and future is only a stubbornly persistent illusion.”
# “You see, wire telegraph is a kind of a very, very long cat. You pull his tail in New York and his head is meowing in Los Angeles. Do you understand this? And radio operates exactly the same way: you send signals here, they receive them there. The only difference is that there is no cat.”
# “One had to cram all this stuff into one’s mind for the examinations, whether one liked it or not. This coercion had such a deterring effect on me that, after I had passed the final examination, I found the consideration of any scientific problems distasteful to me for an entire year.”
# “…one of the strongest motives that lead men to art and science is escape from everyday life with its painful crudity and hopeless dreariness, from the fetters of one’s own ever-shifting desires. A finely tempered nature longs to escape from the personal life into the world of objective perception and thought.”
# “He who joyfully marches to music rank and file, has already earned my contempt. He has been given a large brain by mistake, since for him the spinal cord would surely suffice. This disgrace to civilization should be done away with at once. Heroism at command, how violently I hate all this, how despicable and ignoble war is; I would rather be torn to shreds than be a part of so base an action. It is my conviction that killing under the cloak of war is nothing but an act of murder.”
# “A human being is a part of a whole, called by us _universe_, a part limited in time and space. He experiences himself, his thoughts and feelings as something separated from the rest… a kind of optical delusion of his consciousness. This delusion is a kind of prison for us, restricting us to our personal desires and to affection for a few persons nearest to us. Our task must be to free ourselves from this prison by widening our circle of compassion to embrace all living creatures and the whole of nature in its beauty.”
# “Not everything that counts can be counted, and not everything that can be counted counts.” (Sign hanging in Einstein’s office at Princeton)
# “Great spirits have often encountered violent opposition from weak minds.”
# “Everything should be made as simple as possible, but not simpler.”
# “Common sense is the collection of prejudices acquired by age eighteen.”
# “Science is a wonderful thing if one does not have to earn one’s living at it.”
# “The secret to creativity is knowing how to hide your sources.”
# “The only thing that interferes with my learning is my education.”
# “God does not care about our mathematical difficulties. He integrates empirically.”
# “The whole of science is nothing more than a refinement of everyday thinking.”
# “Technological progress is like an axe in the hands of a pathological criminal.”
# “Peace cannot be kept by force. It can only be achieved by understanding.”
# “The most incomprehensible thing about the world is that it is comprehensible.”
# “We can’t solve problems by using the same kind of thinking we used when we created them.”
# “Education is what remains after one has forgotten everything he learned in school.”
# “The important thing is not to stop questioning. Curiosity has its own reason for existing.”
# “Do not worry about your difficulties in Mathematics. I can assure you mine are still greater.”
# “Equations are more important to me, because politics is for the present, but an equation is something for eternity.”
# “If A is a success in life, then A equals x plus y plus z. Work is x; y is play; and z is keeping your mouth shut.”
# “Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I’m not sure about the universe.”
# “As far as the laws of mathematics refer to reality, they are not certain, as far as they are certain, they do not refer to reality.”
# “Whoever undertakes to set himself up as a judge of Truth and Knowledge is shipwrecked by the laughter of the gods.”
# “Any intelligent fool can make things bigger, more complex, and more violent. It takes a touch of genius — and a lot of courage — to move in the opposite direction.”
# “Imagination is more important than knowledge.”
# “Gravitation is not responsible for people falling in love.”
# “I want to know God’s thoughts; the rest are details.”
# “The hardest thing in the world to understand is the income tax.”
# “Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one.”
# “The only real valuable thing is intuition.”
# “A person starts to live when he can live outside himself.”
# “I am convinced that He (God) does not play dice.”
# “God is subtle but he is not malicious.”
# “Weakness of attitude becomes weakness of character.”
# “I never think of the future. It comes soon enough.”
# “The eternal mystery of the world is its comprehensibility.”
# “Sometimes one pays most for the things one gets for nothing.”
# “Science without religion is lame. Religion without science is blind.”
# “Anyone who has never made a mistake has never tried anything new.”

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The nerds rule the world , they are all over the place

I am a nerd , you are a nerd and anyone that uses the internet more than 2 hours a day is a nerd !

5 ways to become an ultra nerd

We all try to be as nerdie as we can , but we can’t seem to get it just right . Please , we need help  , tips and tricks on how to repulse girls even more , how we can take as much beating as we can in a single day , and how to go to as many SciFi conventions as we can

Also , nerds love to make other people’s homework so if you see a nerd give it to him . If he doesn’t want to , don’t worry he is just shy , give him a few friendly slaps and he will give in .

On your way to becoming an ultra nerd ? Good luck , the competition is high

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Are you tired to be abused ? Everyone is treating you like scum ? BE A NINJA !

You must do loud sounds when you do stuff , this way your enemies will know you are a tough nut to crack

The internet can teach us everything we need to become anything we want . OK who wants to be a ninja anyway when we have guns ?

These guys are trying to ripp us off , you pay for ninja lessons  and get squat . you will look like a dork even more

Songs Used:
Carl Douglas - Kung Fu Fighting
Mortal Kombat Theme Song
Pink Panther Theme Song
Fergie - Clumsy

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A few tips and tricks on how to become a gangster in the maximum time possible :)) If you want to be a poor black dude that is always hanging in the neighborhood and getting beat up by the police use this clip for fast results

I know a few “dudes”  that really want to become tough manly , this is NOT a way to do this ! you will only look gay and will get beat up even more . This video is for entertainment only and must not be taken seriously  .

BUT , if you are a dumb kid with lots of money and a small willy ( ) you can try to become a gangster in a few simple steps . Let us know after if it worked

THis is some funny shit , and the guys in the video really have talent .

Songs Used in the video:
Soulja Boy - Crank Dat
Colbie Caillat - Bubbly
Flo Rida - Low
Rihanna - Unfaithful
MIMS - This is why I’m hot
Bubba Sparxxx - Heat it up
Fergie - Clumsy

Thanks youtube and nigahiga

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Found this video and thought it would be usefull

All you emo guys in the emo world take a look , how to be emo in a few easy steps .

Are you an emo wannabe ?  You want to be different ? take a look at this clip from nigahiga on youtube.

Yes , i know you are full of emotions , very sensitive and not sure of your sexuality but let me tell you something . We don’t care !

There are millions of forums and blogs out there based on the emo current , we are all very bored of this . Lets get back to Rock & Roll , smoking and sex with strage people that we will not see ever again !

I am sensitive too ..  when i had a few beers and some wine :)  but the go through be like water under a bridge

Anyway , i love this clip , very funny for a gloomy afternoon

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Do you want to learn how to decrease your carbon footprint ? This clip will teach you some basic skills to decrease the amount of CO2 generated
And what is the best way to teach someone a very serious lesson ?
A cartoon , this method has been a winner over the years , it sticks with kids but in the same time works with grownups also .
A cartoon will have a greater impact than a powerpoint presentation full of disaster pictures and whatnot
Honestly , we people are a bunch of leeches on this Earth , we eat and eat and consume everything we find on our short lives , we do not think that we are now creating the mutants of the future . Think that your descendants will live in a No Ozone world , high temperatures , polluted waters , and an overall crappy Earth . Our future world will be like Mad Max

Animated “Super Power Bloke” - Video made by Sam Arthur for the Live Earth Film Project - 2007

As a side note , get out of that tank America ! there are smaller cars you know .. and guys , the size of your car is not equal to the size of your ****

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People have always been interested in making easy money ( In fact making easy pretty much everything, like Math ).. Why ? Because we are lazy. We are the laziest creatures on Earth
You will try anything to improve your money-making experience .. The sad thing is that there are thousand of people that are “teaching” you how to make easy money online , let me say something that will wake you up : There are now secret recipes in making easy money !
Get real and start working hard , if everything was so easy as someone says , we would all be swimming in cash right now .
Do not be fooled by all the advertising out there , all the flashy banners that point to websites where you need to pay to get a crappy ebook that “will enlighten you”

Thousand of sites with this theme , and i can’t believe that people are still falling for this old scam . The easiest thing today is not to make money but to teach other how to make money and in the process the little fools will give you everything they have and treat you like a GOD .
Did you ever find yourself realising that you have spent way more money into stuff that must teach you how to make money than actually making it ? Nice feeling huh ..

Why do we support this hypocrisy .. it is beyond me ..
So stop buying all those Fantastic and Secret Tips and Tricks on how to become rich in 10 days

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I was looking at my fat cat and realised something ..

Cats rule the world. :

• feed the cat
• baith the cat
• clean after the cat
• open the door for the cat
• take the cat to the doctor
• do not leave the cat alone at home when you go away for a weekend
• schedule your vacations only if you can take the cat with you
• buy stuff for the cat

I mean WTF man ! What do we get in return ?

• the cat scratches you
• the cat stinks up the room when she poops
• the cat breaks a lot of things when she plays
• the cat leaves huge amounts of hair everywhere she goes
• the cat ignores you when you call her
• the cat steals food from the table when you are not looking
• the cat gets all fat and lazy after a few years

All of this for about 10-20 minutes a day when the cat is all cute and lovable making your life happy . We can clearly say that we do not own the cat  , the cat Owns us

And a strange bit of information , when you buy a toy for the cat , after a few days you will discover that YOU are playing more with it than the cat !  Cats are not interested in toys , they just want to control your life

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Did you ever woke up and realise that you are overweight (or even fat ?) . My advice to you is follow what this kid says, he knows what he is talking about

All is fine and dandy , only one issue: People would take this clip seriously .. Only it hadn’t been so damn funny

Anyway , ease off the beer and chips and all that crappy junk food(can we do it?) and start doing something productive

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