Ok , so you have dubious sexuality , why share it with the world ? Why would you want 800,000 people to see you wearing a wig and singing THIS song ?
Ok , it is funny but still, dude , when you have nothing to do , go get yourself a girl .. get drunk , anything but not shoot a video of you being a white woman
We have to admit though that the guys really tried on this one , the clip is edited and corrected at a 3rd party location
So , if any of you want to learn the first steps on the road to a sex exchange surgery , watch this clip
1. Women smell better Have a woman exercise all day long , in the head . Have a man do the same thing. After a while you will always find that the woman smells better
2. Women are pretty They are beautiful , men always like to look at women , they are like jewels or kittens . You can never get bored
3. Women can control men This is old news , since the dawn of time men have been controlled by women . Even the most powerful man on the planet has a woman that will tell him what to do
4. Men feel good around women I have noticed that men like having women around . Even on a guys night out , it is good to have a woman in the background . Men like to be watched by women , they need a woman to see what they do .
5. Women are clean They bathe/shower more often , they will spend hours taking care of their bodies
6. Women are softer It feels nice when you hold a woman in your arms The skin is soft and warm , who doesn’t like that ?
7. Women can make babies Yup , we men would be extinct if there where no babies , having women around will keep us alive . Men will never be able to have children (maybe with some tech ? )
8. Women have boobies Another thing that a man can’t have . In fact Boobies control the universe and the minds of men.
9. Women have more holes than men Yes it is true , they do have more holes , a tested and proven fact , unless we shoot a man , he will always have fewer holes
10. Women do not need men If they discover a way to procreate without the help of man , we are fracked .. This is why we are still around ..
ok , that is about it .. i am sure there are way more reasons , these are the ones invoked by me today
Here are the top 10 reasons why men are better than women Yes this is a very misogynist article
10. Men do not have the Tourette syndrome by default Women have a virus built in from the moment they are born . Women can not keep their mouth shut for 5 seconds . They only stop talking to breathe .
9. Men are not like sheep Women are like social vampires , they change instantly from occasion to occasion . They will change the wardrobe , appearance and way of thinking in a snap if the situation requires it. They will change with the trends , if the fashion standards change a woman is the first to go with the flow . Men are not like sheep , it is hard to change a man .
8. Women are racist
Women hate everything -
the boyfriend
the wardrobe
the look they have
they hate other women
Men do not hate like this. If something is wrong , men are like apes , after a brief display of manly features they will each go on his separate way
7. Men have a shorter lifespan The reason why men live less than women is because the days are being sucked away from them . A man will build and gather all his live , he will always try to improve his live and making other happy. A woman is a creature that lives around the house and feeds on the man’s happiness , feeds on his days .
6. Men do not take notes This is why men do not remember the important days of his life . A woman will waste a huge amount of time making notes . They will use lots of colours and funky writing and even drawings to note everything in their simple lives . They will use those notes to make the man suffer and feel superior A man remembers only what it is important to him .
5. Jesus was a man Not much to say here ..
4. A man will always wear a watch The reason why men wear watches is because they have jobs . They need to be somewhere in the morning , they need to work and provide for a family . A woman will not wear a watch , she will wear a bracelet (or ten), full of colours , ribbons and flashy bits . They will stare or play all day with then , doing nothing in the process
3. Men do not want to get married Some men are smart enough to avoid this .. (not all) Marriage is a tool of mass control devised by women . They need to control men , because they know if men would be free , the world will be a perfect place .
2. Men have a “woody” Men by nature are violent , always in control and cool . The reason for this is the “woody” . And that is something that women can never take (naturally, surgery can do wonders)
1. Men are stronger Men are stronger in all domains . Stronger physically and mentally , they will chop off a finger while preparing the stake for the barbecue , and will not cry like a sissy
Maybe these are not very good reasons but this is what i could come up right now
If you want to be a true misogynist man , you must have these skills my opinion
Think that driving is illegal for women
Do not pay for dinner when you are on a date because you are the penis GOD
Think all women worship you
Ignore the conversation when a woman is talking , but take the ideas she emits and make them your own
If you own a business , promote only men , women are for cleaning and maintenance only
If you stand in line to buy something , make sure no women are in front of you , if there are , gracefully step in their places
Think that a woman is just a pie baking children making machine that sits around the house
Be able to call for a beer, a stake and a massage in one clear sentence
Be able to endure hours of pleasure from your army of sexually active females
Be able to treat your cat better than your woman
Leave your woman at home when you go out because she doesn’t need to have fun
Think that a woman lives and breathes to pleasure the man (yeah and carry on the male genes)
Think that woman should not wear jewellery , high heels or pants
I will not go on with this article for the fear that i will be kicked out by my girlfriend , but you get the picture Enjoy reading this misogynistic male praising article
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