Ok , it is funny but still, dude , when you have nothing to do , go get yourself a girl .. get drunk , anything but not shoot a video of you being a white woman

We have to admit though that the guys really tried on this one , the clip is edited and corrected at a 3rd party location

So , if any of you want to learn the first steps on the road to a sex exchange surgery , watch this clip

Celine Dion – My heart will go on

1. Women smell better
Have a woman exercise all day long , in the head . Have a man do the same thing. After a while you will always find that the woman smells better

2. Women are pretty
They are beautiful , men always like to look at women , they are like jewels or kittens . You can never get bored

3. Women can control men
This is old news , since the dawn of time men have been controlled by women . Even the most powerful man on the planet has a woman that will tell him what to do

4. Men feel good around women
I have noticed that men like having women around . Even on a guys night out , it is good to have a woman in the background . Men like to be watched by women , they need a woman to see what they do .

5. Women are clean
They bathe/shower more often , they will spend hours taking care of their bodies

6. Women are softer
It feels nice when you hold a woman in your arms
The skin is soft and warm , who doesn’t like that ?

7. Women can make babies
Yup , we men would be extinct if there where no babies , having women around will keep us alive . Men will never be able to have children (maybe with some tech ? )

8. Women have boobies
Another thing that a man can’t have . In fact Boobies control the universe and the minds of men.

9. Women have more holes than men
Yes it is true , they do have more holes , a tested and proven fact , unless we shoot a man , he will always have fewer holes

10. Women do not need men
If they discover a way to procreate without the help of man , we are fracked .. This is why we are still around ..

ok , that is about it .. i am sure there are way more reasons , these are the ones invoked by me today

10. Men do not have the Tourette syndrome by default
Women have a virus built in from the moment they are born . Women can not keep their mouth shut for 5 seconds . They only stop talking to breathe .

9. Men are not like sheep
Women are like social vampires , they change instantly from occasion to occasion . They will change the wardrobe , appearance and way of thinking in a snap if the situation requires it. They will change with the trends , if the fashion standards change a woman is the first to go with the flow . Men are not like sheep , it is hard to change a man .

8. Women are racist

• Women hate everything -
• the boyfriend
• the wardrobe
• the look they have
• they hate other women

Men do not hate like this. If something is wrong , men are like apes , after a brief display of manly features they will each go on his separate way

7. Men have a shorter lifespan
The reason why men live less than women is because the days are being sucked away from them . A man will build and gather all his live , he will always try to improve his live and making other happy. A woman is a creature that lives around the house and feeds on the man’s happiness , feeds on his days .

6. Men do not take notes
This is why men do not remember the important days of his life . A woman will waste a huge amount of time making notes . They will use lots of colours and funky writing and even drawings to note everything in their simple lives . They will use those notes to make the man suffer and feel superior
A man remembers only what it is important to him .

5. Jesus was a man
Not much to say here ..

4. A man will always wear a watch
The reason why men wear watches is because they have jobs . They need to be somewhere in the morning , they need to work and provide for a family . A woman will not wear a watch , she will wear a bracelet (or ten), full of colours , ribbons and flashy bits . They will stare or play all day with then , doing nothing in the process

3. Men do not want to get married
Some men are smart enough to avoid this .. (not all)
Marriage is a tool of mass control devised by women . They need to control men , because they know if men would be free , the world will be a perfect place .

2. Men have a “woody”
Men by nature are violent , always in control and cool . The reason for this is the “woody” . And that is something that women can never take (naturally, surgery can do wonders)

1. Men are stronger
Men are stronger in all domains .
Stronger physically and mentally , they will chop off a finger while preparing the stake for the barbecue , and will not cry like a sissy

Maybe these are not very good reasons but this is what i could come up right now

1. Think that driving is illegal for women
2. Do not pay for dinner when you are on a date because you are the penis GOD
3. Think all women worship you
4. Ignore the conversation when a woman is talking , but take the ideas she emits and make them your own
5. If you own a business , promote only men , women are for cleaning and maintenance only
6. If you stand in line to buy something , make sure no women are in front of you , if there are , gracefully step in their places
7. Think that a woman is just a pie baking children making machine that sits around the house
8. Be able to call for a beer, a stake and a massage in one clear sentence
9. Be able to endure hours of pleasure from your army of sexually active females
10. Be able to treat your cat better than your woman
11. Leave your woman at home when you go out because she doesn’t need to have fun
12. Think that a woman lives and breathes to pleasure the man (yeah and carry on the male genes)
13. Think that woman should not wear jewellery , high heels or pants

I will not go on with this article for the fear that i will be kicked out by my girlfriend , but you get the picture
Enjoy reading this misogynistic male praising article

Sorry if the photo is too degrading for women