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Weber Sportcar Faster One – Or how can you get killed really fast

Well here it is – the fastest car in the world . Nothing says “Small Penis” like telling people you own the fastest car in the world ! If you have  993.000 euro and a small jhonson you are the man for this car .

For crying out loud it is ugly to , the engineers say it is aerodinamicly perfect but i say Ass Ugly

It will reach 420 km/h. (that is about 300 mph) it is built by the famous Weber Sportcar manufacturer and it has a 900hp V8 0-60 miles in 2.5 seconds engine and a total weight of 1.100 kg . Wow i feel like such a dork saying all that stuff .

There is no doubt that this car is Hot , it is a technological marvel , but it was not built for our roads . You can only drive this car on a race circuit ( or in Germany :) ) , so if you are going to the Moon and you have room for this monster And have the caracteristics above :) by all means take it and drive it there . If we think about it, you might even be able to actually drive in it to the Moon !

Steam up those 900 ponies and fly over the CO2 plaque we are all breathing here

Holy Mother of GOD – Kinder Surprise – Horrific

When i saw this i almost crapped  my pants ! What where they thinking ?

How can a kid eat that chocolate egg after that commercial ? You see this monstrosity  on TV smiling and before you know it you’re on therapy .

And look he is smiling that freaky egg shaped – bald – mutant – chocolate eating monster

You sit and wonder, how did the people in the 80s get up in the morning .. Was this creature necesary to show kids that Kinder Surprise is good to eat ? Couldn’t they just hire other kids to show of the chocolate and the surprise toy inside ?

Man this one is a keeper