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How to be a Ninja – the no good way

Are you tired to be abused ? Everyone is treating you like scum ? BE A NINJA !

You must do loud sounds when you do stuff , this way your enemies will know you are a tough nut to crack

The internet can teach us everything we need to become anything we want . OK who wants to be a ninja anyway when we have guns ?

These guys are trying to ripp us off , you pay for ninja lessonsĀ  and get squat . you will look like a dork even more :)

Songs Used:
Carl Douglas – Kung Fu Fighting
Mortal Kombat Theme Song
Pink Panther Theme Song
Fergie – Clumsy

The greatest spammer on earth is DIGG

Why Digg you say ?
Because Digg will send you thousands of mails each week , with news and updates about your friends . You will gen an email for everything from who is a mutual friend , who dugg your articles or who is wiping their ass at the moment .
Every time i open the mail client i get bombarded with mails from digg . Come one man enough is enough , if you have over 500 friends on this network you are toasted , you will go insane when you will see how much spam you are getting .

The weird thing is that we accept this mass mail digg effect because we think we are popular . You think if you get massive traffic from digg your site will earn money . This is not true , diggers do not click banners or buy stuff from your site . They know all the tricks and will ignore them

I think this network is full of potatoes and does not worth the time spent on it . You will only get useless traffic ..

In the meanwhile i have created filters in my mail client to send digg mails straight to the Trash folder

Hippies smashing an IPhone – makes them cool

In this clip we see a bunch of Hippies smashing something that looks like an IPhone , also an IPod . It is good to see something like this , i would like to see these kind of actions every day . Now what does it mean ? is it the same old Fight the Power ?
I am surprised that someone actually tossed an IPod on the scene so it can be smashed. If i would want to smash my IPod , at least let me smash it man ! I paid a big ass price to Apple for this overpriced mp3 player , and if i am temporarily insane and want to throw my money out the window , I want to do it .
Not some glorified hammer man with a huge hammer :)
One thing must be noted though , these devices are really hard to smash as you can see , and no real pieces come out of them . We have to admit they are built to last

Overall i like the ideea , i would have loved to be there and see these overpriced pieces of turd being smashed to pieces. Also in the future i would like to see more stuff being smashed , like microwave ovens or high priced car audio systems .
Untill next time , go go go on the Apple bashing Iphone smashing fest !

Why spend 800 $ on a laptop when you can spend 2000$ ?

Why would anyone spend more money on a gadget / work device (whatever you call your internet porn watching machine) than they normally would ?

Because we are stupid , we let ourselves controlled by the media. For example If you hear enough people talking about sand and how great it tastes , you would buy sand !

Why would anyone stand on a 1.5 h line to buy a video game ? Because he heard from a friend or a friend’s friend who heard from TV that that game is the best shit on the market .

This is how we are controlled in buying the latest gadgetry crap on the market , and the king of bullshit is … .wait … .wait … YES – Apple

For years and years Apple has pushed overpriced software / hardware on the market and yes we all bought it . The worst part is that we where made to believe that we like it !

Come on , there is no actual reason for buying something that costs double/triple than any other device on the market (same specs)

Actually they do deserve the money they are getting :) , they should get the Nobel Prize for mass manipulation and overselling shit for decades :)