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Counter-Strike for Kids – Buy Now!

admin — Wed, 20 Aug 2008 15:19:43 +0000

Well how about this piece of human awesomeness
A new game for kids, a true game that will teach and protect your kids. No more violent Video Games you idiot!
Throw puppies, play leap frog, shoot the water cannon, crash the birthday party and WEEEE !
The new Counter Strike will have multiple mods, the LEGO and CS Extreme version (rated M for Manly)

The CS Extreme mod will be the most violent game ever built and guaranteed to f*ck your child’s brain up to 100%

Take that you dumb video game producers and open your eyes. Our children learn violence from games like this!

It will freak out your kid for sure

Try not to Smash Shit

admin — Thu, 31 Jul 2008 08:32:28 +0000

This is one hilarious clip , Good Job ProbablyBastards .. ?!
To sum it up , they do a smash contest where the smash the shit out of stuff . In a regular home , they show us nice shit smashing action and specials
Nice music , great action and a lot of shit smashed

So , if you are a no brain jock with no girlfriend (the explanation to why you have sooo much energy) go to your grandma’s house and smash her shit .. she doesn’t need it
What a great way to spend your free time , this might catch on and replace the great american pass time activity : Not baseball but EATING

Celine Dion – look alike

admin — Thu, 10 Jul 2008 09:49:25 +0000

Ok , so you have dubious sexuality , why share it with the world ? Why would you want 800,000 people to see you wearing a wig and singing THIS song ?

Ok , it is funny but still, dude , when you have nothing to do , go get yourself a girl .. get drunk , anything but not shoot a video of you being a white woman

We have to admit though that the guys really tried on this one , the clip is edited and corrected at a 3rd party location

So , if any of you want to learn the first steps on the road to a sex exchange surgery , watch this clip

Celine Dion – My heart will go on

How to be a Gangster – the stupid way

admin — Thu, 10 Jul 2008 09:41:36 +0000

A few tips and tricks on how to become a gangster in the maximum time possible ) If you want to be a poor black dude that is always hanging in the neighborhood and getting beat up by the police use this clip for fast results

I know a few “dudes” that really want to become tough manly , this is NOT a way to do this ! you will only look gay and will get beat up even more . This video is for entertainment only and must not be taken seriously .

BUT , if you are a dumb kid with lots of money and a small willy ( ) you can try to become a gangster in a few simple steps . Let us know after if it worked

THis is some funny shit , and the guys in the video really have talent .

Songs Used in the video:
Soulja Boy – Crank Dat
Colbie Caillat – Bubbly
Flo Rida – Low
Rihanna – Unfaithful
MIMS – This is why I’m hot
Bubba Sparxxx – Heat it up
Fergie – Clumsy

Thanks youtube and nigahiga

Fat man – almost a WiiFit commercial

admin — Sat, 14 Jun 2008 01:19:22 +0000

Let’s say this.. you know you are fat , and you are trying to make things better by buying a WiiFit from Nintendo
What where you thinking when you made a video of yourself almost naked exercising on the Wii ? And what where you thinking when you published it on YouTube ?! Do you want all the world to see how big is your belly and how stupid grown men look playing WiiFit ?

I laughed my lungs out when i saw this video , please whoever is reading this post , DO NOT repeat this.

We all like Wii but when you see this you may not want to buy one again .. Wii is almost dead to me . Thanks to the black underwear man for making a perfect WiiFit commercial

The greatest spammer on earth is DIGG

admin — Thu, 15 May 2008 15:47:26 +0000

Why Digg you say ?
Because Digg will send you thousands of mails each week , with news and updates about your friends . You will gen an email for everything from who is a mutual friend , who dugg your articles or who is wiping their ass at the moment .
Every time i open the mail client i get bombarded with mails from digg . Come one man enough is enough , if you have over 500 friends on this network you are toasted , you will go insane when you will see how much spam you are getting .

The weird thing is that we accept this mass mail digg effect because we think we are popular . You think if you get massive traffic from digg your site will earn money . This is not true , diggers do not click banners or buy stuff from your site . They know all the tricks and will ignore them

I think this network is full of potatoes and does not worth the time spent on it . You will only get useless traffic ..

In the meanwhile i have created filters in my mail client to send digg mails straight to the Trash folder

Omg that turd is moving!

admin — Fri, 09 May 2008 05:03:24 +0000

Ok, what was she thinking ?

She just took huge crap , and she thought to make a photo for her boyfriend “carlos” the local drug-dealer / pimp. Ok she forgot to flush the toilet , but yeah that happens to all of us (?!) and snap the picture invaded the internet. I understand how one can miss all the details (no i can’t see the toylet size turd that is staring at me) but still. This picture is totally ruined

I am thinking when “Carlos” saw the picture what was in his mind ? Uuu this chick is reasonably hot , i can make money off her OR omg that turd is moving !

Anyway it is great to see such a picture , all natural and unedited

And to make it all clear , the turd’s name was Mickey or Mr Hankey for all you SouthPark fans

Holy Mother of GOD – Kinder Surprise – Horrific

admin — Wed, 07 May 2008 17:01:47 +0000

When i saw this i almost crapped my pants ! What where they thinking ?

How can a kid eat that chocolate egg after that commercial ? You see this monstrosity on TV smiling and before you know it you’re on therapy .

And look he is smiling that freaky egg shaped – bald – mutant – chocolate eating monster

You sit and wonder, how did the people in the 80s get up in the morning .. Was this creature necesary to show kids that Kinder Surprise is good to eat ? Couldn’t they just hire other kids to show of the chocolate and the surprise toy inside ?

Man this one is a keeper

Hey mom and dad – What’s UP !

admin — Wed, 07 May 2008 16:38:54 +0000

Here is a great video of a kid walking in on his parents having sex . That would disturb any sane mind under 16 (i am guessing his age) but no , he was very curious . Daddy was helping Miss Suzy – the menopausal teenage catholic woman with her homework ! Now isn’t that a mouth full

And why should we consider this wrong ? It is a perfectly normal and natural thing between two old guys . Yes it is a bit nasty and slimy but NORMAL .

Watch and be amazed , this kid did not want to leave the room ! Dude – get a girl and do some of that you lame ass, leave your parents alone !