Tater Mind » Win the Lotto http://tatermind.com What is in The Mind of a Tater ?! Thu, 05 Mar 2009 21:52:23 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.9.2 en hourly 1 What to do with money won at the lottery #1 http://tatermind.com/what-to-do-with-money-won-at-the-lottery-1/ http://tatermind.com/what-to-do-with-money-won-at-the-lottery-1/#comments Sat, 14 Jun 2008 00:35:06 +0000 admin http://tatermind.com/what-to-do-with-money-won-at-the-lottery-1/ If you have been broke all your life and one day you find yourself surrounded by mountains of money , what would you do ?

Would you move from your park side trailer ?
Nah , you would buy a bigger trailer , because you like staying near the park , watching the people having fun , but this time you will have fun too .
You will buy a new shirt , because the old one has more miles that any other shirt on earth , yeah you will miss the mustard stain from last Sunday , the two holes in the back from the time you fell near the barbwire fence at the edge of town .

Memories but you are ready to let them go and begin your new life as a lottery kahuna . You deserve the money man , go ahead and spend away !

]]> http://tatermind.com/what-to-do-with-money-won-at-the-lottery-1/feed/ 0 What would you do if you won the lotto ? (the smallest prize) http://tatermind.com/what-would-you-do-if-you-won-the-lotto-the-smallest-prize/ http://tatermind.com/what-would-you-do-if-you-won-the-lotto-the-smallest-prize/#comments Wed, 07 May 2008 11:06:40 +0000 admin http://tatermind.com/?p=5 Let me draw a picture in your mind …

You are sitting on the couch with your thumb up your but , thinking it would have been great if you had money to do something (you don’t know yet)

Also pondering if you should get up in the morning to start searching for a job , the perfect job for you since you got canned 4 months ago .

Well , you where out at the mall today to stare at some teenage chicks like you always do on a sunday afternoon , bought a six-pack and some chips but you had some money left .. What to do ? Buy a lotto ticket .

Now you are sitting on the couch .. wait I have been through this already .. watching TV

You find yourself wining the lottery !

I bet you would be happy , thinking this is the start of a new life , a new page in your life . Well you later check your ticket and see that you did not win the grant prize , but the lowest prize ever .. You are a bit disappointed , but still in a good mood , you won some money !

After you collect the cash (after all the taxes and deducts), you see that you do not have as much as you thought , and realize that there will be no yacht , beach house , barely legal girls !?

All you have is enough to buy a baby seal ( it was your childhood dream ) and raise him in the tub next to your rubber duck in your small ass apartment .

There will sill be no job , no girl , just you and your baby seal , soon to be a fully matured seal that would have run away with your duck to join the circus .

You will be lonely again on the same couch , the same TV and yes the thumb :)

So , if you plan to win the lotto , do it big , because your trailer ass will not take the disappointment of the lowest prize !

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