Things to do and not to do when you are bored

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Things to do when you have nothing to do

GO out with a girl
Get drunk
Play with your console
Listen to music
Play with yourself (yes you can Billy)
Go out for a drive

Things NOT to do when you have nothing to do

Do not film yourself wearing “girl clothes”
Do not play hide the sausage with your same sex friend
Do not parade around the house in your parents shoes (at age 20)
Do not listen to “sexually dubious” music
Do not pretend you are your mother
Do not beg your ex-girlfriend to get back with you
Do not stalk your ex-girlfriend because she doesn’t want to get back with you
Do not have sexual intercourse with the kitchen table (or any other furniture item in the house)
DO not eat until you are to fat to go through the door

I could put more items in this list but i ran out of ideeas , but you get the point

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