What to do with money won at the lottery #1

If you have been broke all your life and one day you find yourself surrounded by mountains of money , what would you do ?

Would you move from your park side trailer ?
Nah , you would buy a bigger trailer , because you like staying near the park , watching the people having fun , but this time you will have fun too .
You will buy a new shirt , because the old one has more miles that any other shirt on earth , yeah you will miss the mustard stain from last Sunday , the two holes in the back from the time you fell near the barbwire fence at the edge of town .

Memories but you are ready to let them go and begin your new life as a lottery kahuna . You deserve the money man , go ahead and spend away !

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