What would you do if you won the lotto ? (the smallest prize)

Posted in Trailer Ass, What if, Win the Lotto

Let me draw a picture in your mind …

You are sitting on the couch with your thumb up your but , thinking it would have been great if you had money to do something (you don’t know yet)

Also pondering if you should get up in the morning to start searching for a job , the perfect job for you since you got canned 4 months ago .

Well , you where out at the mall today to stare at some teenage chicks like you always do on a sunday afternoon , bought a six-pack and some chips but you had some money left .. What to do ? Buy a lotto ticket .

Now you are sitting on the couch .. wait I have been through this already .. watching TV

You find yourself wining the lottery !

I bet you would be happy , thinking this is the start of a new life , a new page in your life . Well you later check your ticket and see that you did not win the grant prize , but the lowest prize ever .. You are a bit disappointed , but still in a good mood , you won some money !

After you collect the cash (after all the taxes and deducts), you see that you do not have as much as you thought , and realize that there will be no yacht , beach house , barely legal girls !?

All you have is enough to buy a baby seal ( it was your childhood dream ) and raise him in the tub next to your rubber duck in your small ass apartment .

There will sill be no job , no girl , just you and your baby seal , soon to be a fully matured seal that would have run away with your duck to join the circus .

You will be lonely again on the same couch , the same TV and yes the thumb :)

So , if you plan to win the lotto , do it big , because your trailer ass will not take the disappointment of the lowest prize !

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